October 21, 2005
Oh, my...
So anyway, I was standing in line at the checkout counter and happened to glance at the tabloid magazine rack. In Touch Weekly had this cover:
In the upper left corner you'll notice a photo of Jennifer Aniston with the caption "WHY JEN'S KISSING VINCE".
Now, I had no idea if it was Vince Gill, Vince Vaughan or Vince Edwards. But, I later found out that it was Vaughan.
Then I glanced to my left and saw this US Weekly cover:
In the upper right you'll see a photo captioned "MEET VINCE'S MOM". If I'd've been bagging my groceries at the time I might've plopped the package of chicken breasts on top of the loaf of bread and never noticed. The resemblence was spooky. I mean, right down to their eyes and smiles.
Crude photoshop blow-ups:
So, just remember: If yer ever in a room with Vince Vaughan, and he asks you why everyone's looking at him strangely, mum's the word.
UPDATE: Okay, I realize now that that is a picture of Jen, not Vince's mom. The headline over the photo reads "Jen is dating!" and, even though the "meet Vince's mom" line appears on the photo itself, that is not a picture of Vince's mom. Duh.
I'm such a dumbass when I'm sober.
Posted by Tuning Spork at October 21, 2005 10:03 PM | TrackBackLOL Never post sober?
Posted by: Uber at October 22, 2005 12:26 AMHiya Honey...
Um...
Not to be a cajone karate-chopper or anything buuuut...
The caption under Jen about Vince's mom actually says "MeetS Vince's Mom".
And, I don't even know who he is, I'm just glad it's not that monkey lipped, corncob-stuck-up-his-ass walkin' Vince McMahon.
I detest him...
Posted by: Stevie at October 24, 2005 12:42 PMROFLMAO! How did I miss THAT?!
I guess if I had any self-respect left I'd just delete this entire post -- which I almost did as soon as I put it up.
Nah! It's just too funny. As a reminder to me to wear my glasses more often, it's a keeper.
Posted by: Tuning Spork at October 24, 2005 06:59 PM