March 31, 2004

I Got Nothin'

Well, I thought I might have a song parody ready for tonight, but I don't. So I'll just post a list written by somebody named "Marty" to some joke site that I can't recall the name of...

Top Ten Times in history when using the "f" word was appropriate:

1) "What the f**k was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

2) "Where did all these f**king Indians come from?" - Custer

3) "Any f**king idiot could understand that." - Einstein

4) "It does SO f**king look like her!" - Picasso

6) "How the f**k did you work that out?" - Pythagoras

5) "You want WHAT on the f**king ceiling?" - Michaelangelo

4) "I don't suppose it's gonna f**king rain." - Joan of Arc

3) "Scattered f**king showers... my ass!" - Noah

2) "I need this parade like I need a f**king hole in my head!" - J.F.K.

And the number one most appropriate reason to use the "f" word....

1) "Who the f**k is going to know?" - Bill Clinton

Contributed by: Marty

Obviously, it's a bit dated... but still worth a chuckle, I think! :)

Posted by Tuning Spork at March 31, 2004 09:14 PM

Fuck! That was fucking funny!

Posted by: Madfish Willie at April 3, 2004 01:28 AM

Ya think it's good for a chuckle?

Several actually...
*wiping coffee offa the pooter*

Posted by: Stevie at April 3, 2004 09:16 AM
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