February 06, 2004

The Bloggers of Munuvia

Okay, now I'm losing it. I've decided to try my hand at another Bud Light-esque ad, but on a new subject. :)

"Olde Drunk Ale", btw, was the name some friends and I gave to our homebrew about ten years ago, so I'm gonna use that instead of Duff Lite.
Maybe I'll write some more of these and fire up the ol' 8-track recorder and post 'em! Nah...

Olde Drunk Ale presents: The Bloggers of Munuvia

*The bloggers of Munuvia...*

Today we salute you: LeeAnn of The Cheese Stands Alone

*...LeeAnn of the Cheese Stands Alone...!*

For letting us taste a slice of life among your whacky neighbors like the screaming newlyweds and Superman-san,

*...where's the pepper spray...*

and while most of us, once in while, come across a stray sock or empty soda bottle laying on our front sidewalk, you, LeeAnn, found a Thanksgiving turkey.

*...ooo, please pass the gravy... *

And, thanks to your penchant for revealing yourself through quizilla, we can wake up and smell the provolone knowing full well what kind of lunatic, which character from American Graffiti, and, of course, what kind of cheese you really are.

the girls: *...a log of leerdammer...*

So, for the sake of every Bobo's choice and with every bird that commits suicide against your window glass we, your faithful readers, will return with a regularity more certain than even the Friday Five.

*...thank god for fiber...*

So put down that pillow and crack open an ice cold Olde Drunk Ale, because when the Munuvians get together for their annual Christmas party, we know what you'll bring to the fiesta: cheddar, stilton, brie and maybe a little bleu -- all neatly diced and cubed ...

the girls: *...chop, chew, chat...*

and when anyone asks "who cut the cheese?" you can proudly stand alone and say "I did, I cut the cheese."

*...ooo, LeeAnn of the Cheese Stands Alo-o-o-o-ne.......*

Olde Drunk Ale, Northwestern Munuvia.

Posted by Tuning Spork at February 6, 2004 06:28 PM

Uh, Spork, two e's.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 6, 2004 07:13 PM

Ooops! fixed.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at February 6, 2004 07:24 PM

I am brought to my knees in humble gratitude and because I lost a contact whilst giggling.
Thank you, Spork!

Posted by: LeeAnn at February 6, 2004 07:51 PM

LOL!!! Great job!

Posted by: Susie at February 6, 2004 10:14 PM

You've outdone yourself, amigo! The dogs are looking at me funny because I'm trying not to snort more diet pepsi through my nose.

Posted by: Ted at February 7, 2004 11:40 AM
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