GLENDA: There's the house, and here you are. So, I ask you again: Are you good witch or a bad witch?
DOROTHY: Well, I already told you, I'm not a witch at all. Witches are old and ugly! **high pitched giggling** What's that?!
GLENDA: The Munchkins. They're laughing because... I am a witch.
DOROTHY: Well, beggin' yer pardon, Ma'am, but I've never heard of a beautiful witch before.
GLENDA: Only bad witches are ugly.
DOROTHY: Well, then, beggin' yer pardon, Ma'am, but if good witches are beautiful and bad witches are ugly then why are you asking me if I'm a good witch or a bad witch?
GLENDA: Uhmm.... **high-pitched giggling** What's that...?!
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