October 14, 2005

Hey, Sky. Enough With the Rain Already!

I woke up several days ago and it was raining. It's been raining ever since! Stop raining, awright?! Take this show to Ethiopia or something -- they could use some of this!

Seriously, Sky, how long is this gonna go on? The animals are atartin' to walk around in pairs! My umbrella can keep my head and shoulders dry, but I'm workin' all day in soaking wet jeans and boots! The ground is so waterlogged that trees are keeling over!

In Connecticut, the ground was so soft because of the steady rain that trees toppled, blocking the railroad tracks in Naugatuck. Commuters were forced to take shuttle buses.

And I haven't even mentioned what's going on in New Hampshire and New Jersey!

Come on, Sky...Why? Just because you can? "I'm the big bad sky and I'll rain as long I want to and you can't stop me!" Fine! Be that way! Go on for a few MORE days with this incessant drizzling droning plippity-plippity shwish-shwoosh, yeesh!

Thunder? Now I hear thunder rolling!!!

Well........ I'm sorry, Sky. You can't help yourself. You're full water and you halfta just let it pour out. Been there, myself. HEY! I got an idea.....

[cue music as I slide across the floor with a umbrella cane and top hat and begins tap dancing and sings:]

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head
but that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be tur-nin' red
Cryin's not for me
I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
Because I'm free-ee-ee-ee,
nothin's wor-ry-in' me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e....

[Blows kisses to the applauding downpour]

Posted by Tuning Spork at October 14, 2005 07:23 PM | TrackBack

The sun will come out tomorrow
bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
they'll be sun

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow
your only a day away!

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at October 15, 2005 08:16 AM

I'm sinnngggggin' in the rain,

Ahem. It is not raining yet in California, but it is supposed to. It will be a novelty to have rain in the fall. I'm hoping to get a picture of a huge spiderweb (accessorized with huge spider) that is across the driveway before the rain ruins it. It is almost seven thirty, but still pretty dark outside though . . .

Posted by: Edith at October 15, 2005 10:21 AM

It's raining, it's pouring,
The old man is snoring!

Not much rain up here, but it's been overcast most of the week.

Posted by: Debbye at October 16, 2005 05:12 PM
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