BLATHER REVIEW

Osama speaks, I fisk

I haven't been doing much web surfing recently and, I presume, Osama's latest speech has probably been fisked to death. But I just read it today and thought I'd throw in my 3 cents.
So here we go........

To begin: Peace be upon he who follow the Guidance.

Hmmm. He forgot to mention "and death to infidels." I guess he's trying to show us a kinder gentler madman.

People of United States, this talk of mine is for you and concerns the ideal way to prevent another Manhattan and deals with the war and its causes and results..

Bring. It. On!

Before I begin, I say to you that security is an indispensable pillar in human life and that free men do not forfeit their security contrary to Bush's claims that we hate freedom.
If so, then let him explain why did not strike - for example - Sweden..

Trying real hard to decifer that passage. He's obviously trying to say that he is fighting for freedom and against oppression. Too bad that the facts seem to indicate that he is fighting freedom by terrorising free people's personal security in the name of a religious tyranny. But it gets interesting on that subject shortly...

And we know that freedom haters do not possess defiant spirits like those of the 19 may Allah have mercy on them..

Killing thousands of innocent people for getting up in the morning and going to work is not fighting for freedom, it's assaulting it. But, as Osama points out later, they were not innocent, they were Americans. .

No, we fight because we are free men who do not sleep under oppression.
We want to restore freedom to our Nation and just as you lay waste to our Nation so shall we lay waste to yours..

And we were laying waste to your "Nation" exactly how again? Oh, right! We support the existence of a democracy in the middle of a "Nation" of oppressive 14th century tyrants who teach their children to hate Jews before they teach them to read or write..

But I am amazed at you. Even though we are in the fourth year after the events of September 11, Bush is still engaged in distortion, deception and hiding from you the real cause and thus the reasons are still there for a repeat of what occurred..

Actually, he's adressing them directly by helping to establish a free nation in the center of greater Fantatistan.

So I shall talk to you about the story behind those events and I shall tell you truthfully about the moments in which the decision was taken for you to consider..

I'm listening. er... reading.

I say to you Allah knows that it had never occurred to us to strike towers.
But after it became unbearable and we witnessed the oppression and tyranny of the America/Israeli coalition against our people in Palestine and Lebanon, it came to my mind..

If by "tyranny" you mean "self-defense" then we need to agree on a set of definitions.
tyranny: n. attacking the liberties of free people [see al Qaida]
self-defense: n. attacking those who attack the liberties of free people [see Israel]

The events that affected my soul in a difficult way started in 1982 when America permitted the Israelis to invade Lebanon and the American 6th fleet helped them in that.
And the whole world saw and heard but did not respond..

Israel invaded Lebanon in order to get the PLO terrorists who were killing Israelis. If you love freedom from the oppression of tyrants, Osama, then you should get down on your knees to what Israel represents -- not to mention how it got there in the first place.
But, of course, it's not a love of freedom that motivates you at all; it's the preservation/creation of a theocratic "Nation". If you honestly believe that you're a freedom fighter than you honestly have no idea what Freedom is. Dumb-ass.

In those difficult moments many hard to describe ideas bubbled in my soul but in the end they produced intense feelings of rejection of tyranny and gave birth to a strong resolve to punish the oppressors.

One man's self-defense looks a lot like tyranny if you're the tyrant having to defend himself against it. I guess that might be the entire crux of the problem, eh? Just a matter of perspective?
You claim a freedom of the "Nation" to oppress the freedoms of women and children and "infidels", while we see the freedoms of individuals to go about their business as they see fit and without fear of persecution or terrorism. Yep, just a matter of perspective.

And as I looked at those demolished towers in Lebanon it entered my mind that we should punish the oppressors in kind and that we destroy towers in America in order that they taste some of what we tasted and so that they be deterred from killing our women and children..

First of all, America didn't destroy any towers in Lenanon. But we did lose over 200 US Marine would-be peacekeepers in a terrorist carbomb explosion. So, as a very great man once said; kiss my royal Irish ass.

We have not found it difficult to deal with the Bush administration in light of the resemblance it bears to the regimes in our countries, half of which are ruled by the military and the other half of which are ruled by the sons of kings and presidents.
Our experience with them is lengthy and both types are replete with those who are characterised by pride, arrogance, greed and misappropriation of wealth..

Blah blah Bush is a tyrant yadda yadda just like all of the middle eastern tyrants blahbiddy blah.

This resemblance began after the visits of Bush Senior to the region at a time when some of our compatriots were dazzled by America and hoping that these visits would have an effect on our countries. All of a sudden he was affected by these monarchies and military regimes and became jealous of their remaining decades in their position to embezzle the public wealth of the Nation without supervision or accounting..

So, Bush Senior was a liberator until he realized that *gasp* he could-a been a tyrant, too! That's when the plan took shape...

So he took dictatorship and suppression of freedoms to his son and they named it the Patriot Act under the pretences of fighting terrorism..

You've been reading DemocraticUnderground.com again, haven't you...?

In addition, Bush sanctioned the installing of sons as state governors and did not forget to import expertise in election fraud from the regions presidents to Florida to be made use of in moments of difficulty..

Oh, I see, George W and Jeb weren't elected Governors by the people of Texas and Florida, they were installed by Bush Senior! I think this statement just jumped the shark.

All that we have mentioned has made it easy for us to provoke and bait this administration.
And for the record, we had agreed with the Commander-General Muhammad Ataa, Allah have mercy on him, that all the operations should be carried out within 20 minutes before Bush and his administration notice..

Thanks for clearing the record.

It never occurred to us that the Commander in Chief of the armed forces would abandon 50,000 of his citizens in the twin towers to face those great horrors alone at a time when they most needed him.

He didn't abandon them to face those horrors, you did you fucktard bastard future splattering of carbon dust on the walls of a daisycutter's crater...

But because it seemed to him that occupying himself by talking to the little girl about the goat and its butting was more important than occupying himself with the planes and their butting of the skyscrapers we were given three times the period required to execute the operations.

Yep, that's right, Osama. Our first responders, the FAA and the military had no clue about emergency management and just waited and waited and did nothing until the President told them what to do.
You think like a tyrant.

All praise is due to Allah..

Posted by Tuning Spork at October 31, 2004 05:35 PM