October 27, 2004

Caroline Kennedy nails Bush with well-reasoned thoughtful thesis

Perturbed, apparantly, that President Bush has invoked the name of John F Kennedy on recent stops on the campaign trail, Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg has issued a statement.
I've always had nothing but respect for Caroline and her immediate family, but this brief and somewhat silly statement is in deesperate need of a fisking.

So, he-e-e-e-e-re we go...!

"It's hard for me to listen to President Bush invoking my father's memory to attack John Kerry."

Well, ooookay.
" Senator Kerry has demonstrated his courage and commitment to a stronger America throughout his entire career."

Uh... No he hasn't.
"President Kennedy inspired and united the country and so will John Kerry."

No he wont.
"President Bush is doing just the opposite."

No he isn't. Partisan pablum pukers like Uncle Teddy are.
"All of us who revere the strength and resolve of President Kennedy will be supporting John Kerry on Election Day."

No we wont!

And "strength and resolve"? Puh-leeze! If I thought that John Kerry had just 44/100ths of John Kennedy's strength and resolve then maybe I might've considered thinking about voting for him.

So, that's it, Carrie? That's the entire statement?


Back to the World Series.....

Posted by Tuning Spork at October 27, 2004 09:38 PM
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