I got nothin'.
I had a great idea for a post but I'm drawing blanks. So, let's try something new!
I cordially invite all of you to compose a single sentence. The only stipulation is that it ends with the words: you might be a Pinko!
Something along the lines of:
If you honestly believe that offering a man only what he needs
will inspire him to produce according to his ability: you might be a Pinko.
Have fun and lemme hear from ya!!! C'mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-n...! Let the comments be the post!
Posted by Tuning Spork at March 10, 2004 09:42 PMIf you sincerely believe that good intentions outweigh positive results, you might be a pinko...
Posted by: Susie at March 10, 2004 11:14 PMIf you think you can fight crime by disarming law-abiding citizens instead of crooks, you just might be a pinko.
Posted by: Bloodthirsty Warmonger at March 11, 2004 12:06 AMIf you think an electric toothbrush oughta be a Right, and paid for by other people, you might be a Pinko.
Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 11, 2004 01:16 AMIf you tune in to NPR because you want a fair and balanced alternative to CNN: you might be a pinko...
Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 11, 2004 02:00 AMIf you can name more than three songs by Rage Against the Machine, you might be a pinko.
If you box up your leftovers "because there are starving kids in China," you might be a pinko.
If your favorite song by Areosmith is "Pink" you're probably not a pinko, although you very well could be.
Posted by: Don at March 11, 2004 09:03 AMIf you know the words to 'California Dreaming', you might be a pinko.
Posted by: Ted at March 11, 2004 10:06 AMIf you are a registered Democrat, you might be a pinko.
Posted by: annika at March 11, 2004 04:27 PMIf you boycotted Dr. Laura, but cry that Tim Robbins is somehow being censored: you just might be a pinko.
If you were once attacked in an alley and didn't defend yourself because nobody gave you permission: you might be a pinko.
If the motto "Live free or die" sounds like a commandment to go on public assistence: you might, ah say, just might be a pinko.
If you think that Passion of the Christ could have been more true to life if only Oliver Stone had directed it: you might be a pinko.
If people saying "bless you" to you after you sneeze makes you feel like they're shoving religeon down your throat: you might be a pinko.
I got some more, but they're even worse. Great posts guys, (Annika nearly made me ruin another keyboard!).
Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 11, 2004 06:15 PMAll the leaves are brown
And the sky is grey
I went for a walk
On a Winter's day...
Oh, bugger.
If you think you can grant a person a "right" by taking something away from someone else, you might be a pinko.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 12, 2004 12:35 AMIf you have ever believed anything posted to the Democratic underground, you might be pinko. (actually, you probably passed pinko a long time ago)
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at March 12, 2004 06:23 PMIf you think America is the root of all evil, yet have respect for third world culture, you just might be a pinko.
Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2004 10:28 PM