A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a lawyer are on a train.
The Russian takes a bottle of the Stolychnaya Vodka out of his backpack; pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In Russia we have the best vodka in all the world! Nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as that that we produce in Ukrainya. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..."
With that, he opens the window and tosses the rest of the bottle out. The Cuban, American and lawyer are quite impressed.
The Cuban takes out a pack of Havanas. He grabs one of them, lights it and begins to smoke it saying to the Russian, American and lawyer: "In Cuba we have the finest cigars, and we have so much of them that we can just throw them away...".
Saying that, he opens the window and tosses the pack of Havanas through the window. Again, the others are quite impressed. Satisfied, the Russian and Cuban then look at the American.
The American shrugs his shoulders, stands up, opens the window and tosses the lawyer through it.
ROFL!!!!
Posted by: Susie at December 1, 2003 01:20 AMGood one. And some of my best friends are lawyers...hehehe.
Posted by: Simon at December 1, 2003 02:36 AMAmen. ;-)
Posted by: Jennifer at December 1, 2003 05:28 AMLOL
Posted by: Ted at December 1, 2003 12:51 PMROTFL!:) There are lawyer jokes, and lawyers who turn themselves into jokes, as evidenced by this news item I inserted into my own Web site: "Lawyers are victims of bad publicity and society’s prejudices, according to Florida attorney Tod Aronovitz. As president of the Florida bar for 2002-2003, he was in a position to do something about it, so the bar committed $750,000 to a "Dignity in Law" public relations effort. Lawyer jokes have not yet been stamped out, but by May 2003, positive media coverage of lawyers had tripled, in large part because of the targeting of reporters who write about law, the bar reports."
screw all of you
Posted by: johnny at December 18, 2003 11:52 AM