DOCTOR: Well, the results of your complete physical exam are in, and I'm afraid I've got two pieces of bad news for you.
PATIENT: Doc, don't sugar-coat it for me, just give it to me straight.
DOCTOR: All right. The first bit of bad news is: you've got cancer.
PATIENT: Oh my, cancer. That's awful. All right, what's the second?
DOCTOR: Secondly, I'm afraid; you've got Alzheimer's.
PATIENT: Ooh, Alzheimer's, that's awful. Oh well... at least I don't have cancer!
Posted by Tuning Spork at October 27, 2003 10:34 PMROFLMAO
Posted by: Ted at October 28, 2003 06:18 PM